Today, I Have Yet to Become a Doll

Teacher Cheng asked, "How do we write it? Is there a standard format?"

A staff member randomly picked up a few expired notices and showed them.

The content of each one was similar: the first line stated the items they possessed, the second line stated the items they wanted to trade for, and the bottom line was the contact address.

Bai Youwei took the paper and pen and wrote:

"Trading used puzzle pieces, face-to-face negotiation. Available trade items include…"

She paused, pen in hand, then continued:

"Improved flower seeds: can grow into a sea of flowers within 24 hours, regardless of seasonal or environmental factors. After absorbing life essence, the flowering period can last a very long time."

The surrounding onlookers began to discuss.

"It's an attack-type item! And it can attack a large area!"

"Is it like Plants vs. Zombies? Plant a circle of flowers and you don't have to worry about anything else! Hey! This item isn't bad!"

"Are there any games nearby that need this?"

"Not sure… but if you encounter one, this item will be very useful."

"…Look! She's writing again!"

Bai Youwei continued to write: "Starting pistol: people within a 10-meter radius will run at full speed. The effect is influenced by distance, environmental factors, and the strength of individual will. The person holding the gun is not affected by the gunshot."

"Run at full speed? What use is that item?"

"This girl has quite a few items…"

"Being able to take them out to trade means she must have a lot in stock, but it doesn't seem as useful as the flower seeds from before…"

"Whether it's useful or not can't be compared like that; it depends on the specific environment." A middle-aged man in the crowd spoke up, "If the game takes place on a ship, a bridge, or a cliff, a volcano, having such an item in hand, the power is unimaginable."

People imagined the scene, and all fell silent in unison, their faces apprehensive.

But Bai Youwei's pen had not stopped.

"Substitute doll: can serve as the user's second body…"

Before she could finish writing, gasps rippled through the crowd!

Even Yan Qingwen frowned, stepped forward, and pressed down on her paper, reminding her in a low voice, "It's better to keep such an item to save your own life."

Bai Youwei was slightly stunned and looked up at him.

Yan Qingwen stared into her eyes: "Two items are enough to trade for puzzles."

Bai Youwei smiled indifferently, "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing."

Lü Ang and Zhu Shu stood beside them, their expressions somewhat complicated.

Yan Qingwen released his hand, silently thinking: This young lady's actions are too stimulating; Shen Mo needs to come back and keep an eye on her, or sooner or later there will be trouble.

Bai Youwei finished writing the rest:

"…as the user's second body, it can withstand all damage for 36 hours until completely destroyed. Those interested can contact me at Kangding Road… Building 5, Room 102."

Teacher Cheng asked the staff for transparent tape and posted Bai Youwei's notice on the trading board.

Before it was even securely fastened, someone couldn't help but ask, "Trading a third item! How many puzzle pieces do you want?"

The person's voice was loud. The entire exchange area, which was originally noisy, suddenly quieted down after he spoke.

Countless eyes focused on Bai Youwei.

Bai Youwei glanced at the person, her voice soft and gentle:

"Well, of course… it goes to the highest bidder~"

As her voice faded—

The silence became even more profound.

The quiet became even quieter.

Bai Youwei wheeled herself out, stopping at the door.

"Oh, right." She turned her head, a smile on her face, "If you're not satisfied with these items, I have other items on hand. Everyone is welcome to come and trade with me. Remember, only puzzle pieces are accepted in exchange; I'm not interested in anything else."

She left in a cheerful mood.

Leaving behind a group of people with various expressions.

Yan Qingwen glanced around, sighed inwardly, and led his people to follow Bai Youwei.

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