Today, I Have Yet to Become a Doll

The moment Bai Youwei got the mud, she immediately knew what it was for.

She poked it.

It was soft, elastic, and a bit like the playdough children played with, just an unpleasant black color.

However, considering its powerful effects, Bai Youwei carefully put the mud into her bag, along with the toy gun and the plush rabbit.

It was ridiculous how this game always gave rewards with a childish touch.

She looked up and saw Shen Mo and Teacher Cheng getting out of the car.

Houzi and Tan Xiao also got out of the car immediately.

Each of them had a lump of mud in their hands. They looked at each other with complex expressions, a mixture of shock and confusion, like survivors unsure whether to laugh or cry.

As usual, Shen Mo checked on the others in the convoy.

Unsurprisingly, those who did not pass the game were all turned into dolls.

"Has Earth been occupied by some otherworldly demon king?" Tan Xiao said with a look of disbelief. "This game is too strange. This mud they gave us can heal wounds quickly. No wonder the frog's injuries healed so fast!"

He brought the mud to his nose and sniffed, but he couldn't smell anything.

He opened his mouth and tried to bite it, but the mud was like rubber, tough and impossible to bite through.

"How do you use this thing?" Tan Xiao asked, puzzled.

Teacher Cheng said, "Maybe it only works when applied to a wound?"

Teacher Cheng had hit his head during the game. Although it didn't bleed much, the wound was bruised and had swollen into a large bump.

He lifted the mud and placed it on his head.

The color of the mud instantly faded from black to dark gray.

"Ah…" Teacher Cheng took the mud down in a daze. "The number of uses has become…"

"Old man! Your bump is gone!" Tan Xiao's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but reach out and touch Teacher Cheng's head. "It's really gone! There's nothing there, even your wrinkles have decreased!"

Teacher Cheng grinned and touched his head. "…Really? I don't feel any pain either."

"Damn, this is too awesome, freaking awesome!" Tan Xiao was so excited. "We're invincible!"

A chuckle came from the car.

Everyone looked over and saw Bai Youwei leaning against the car window, her chin resting in her hand, watching them.

Although she didn't say a word, her eyes clearly conveyed the word "stupid" - wasting a life-saving opportunity on a bump, you guys are amazing.

Everyone felt a little embarrassed.

Shen Mo glanced at her silently and then looked at Tan Xiao. "What about the badge? What's it for?"

Everyone was stunned.

Right, the person who found the golden ball received not only the mud but also a "Princess's Friend" friendship badge.

The mud could heal injuries, but what was the use of the badge?

Tan Xiao scratched his head, his expression confused. "I don't know…"

Seeing that everyone was still looking at him, he became a little anxious. "What? You don't believe me? Why would I lie to you? I really don't know! This badge only tells me that I helped the princess find her lost golden ball, and now I'm the princess's friend! Who knows what's the use of being friends with the princess!"

He took out the golden badge and raised three fingers. "Don't you dare not believe me! I, wandering through life, hate being wronged the most! I swear!"

Teacher Cheng quickly said, "We believe you, we believe you! It's just that we find it strange."

Only then did Tan Xiao lower his hand.

He held the badge, and for some reason, he subconsciously glanced at Bai Youwei, as if he wanted to ask but was a little afraid to.

Bai Youwei narrowed her eyes and said with a smile, "Keep it. Maybe in the next game, you'll have to rely on your princess to save your life."

After hearing this, Tan Xiao felt a chill down his spine and shivered violently!

He almost threw the badge in his hand away!

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