Today, I Have Yet to Become a Doll

Bai Youwei turned her head and said with utmost clarity to Wu Lili, "Number 7, listen carefully to my description. This thing… can become very big."

Wu Lili immediately revealed a look of understanding.

Shen Mo gave Bai Youwei a profound look.

Bai Youwei: "…"

Am I wrong? Bubble gum can be blown very big…

The Overseer: "Number 4, please describe your phrase."

Shen Mo gave Bai Youwei a meaningful glance: "How big it can become depends on its user."

Bai Youwei: "…"

That's right! If the person blowing the bubble has good technique and large lung capacity, the bubbles they blow will be bigger…

Next was Wu Lili.

Probably because most of the usable adjectives had been used up, she struggled for a while before saying, "Some… uh, some have patterns on them."

The Number 8 Auntie said, "It's sweet."

Number 9 sided with the Auntie, yet showed disdain towards her: "Think before you speak, okay? It's not necessarily sweet, is it?"

The Overseer looked at them with anticipation: "The third round of descriptions is over. Now, please designate the person you want to vote for—"

Bai Youwei and Wu Lili unhesitatingly voted for Number 8.

Number 8 and Number 9 also unhesitatingly voted for Shen Mo.

Shen Mo voted for Number 9.

In an instant, Number 8 Auntie and Number 4 Shen Mo vanished.

Although she knew it was a temporary elimination and that she had a puzzle piece to protect herself, Bai Youwei's heart still skipped a beat, and her face darkened.

The Overseer smiled: "There are only 3 players remaining. There will be no more ordered turns. Now is a 3-minute free speech period. After 3 minutes, the final vote will take place."

After saying this, it stood leisurely to the side, observing and no longer speaking.

Bai Youwei glanced at it with cold eyes and said indifferently, "Wu Lili, we vote for Number 9, and end the game."

"Damn it!" Number 9 wished he could rush across the table and tear Bai Youwei apart. "You damn cripple! If you can't speak, then shut up! From the beginning to the end, all you know is how to damn well fart. I should have voted you to death earlier!"

This person was the kind of… twenty-something-year-old young man who dropped out of school early, idled around in society, looked down on everyone, thought he was the king of the world, invincible, and his whole being combined the chuunibyou aura of a student and the vulgarity and savagery of a hoodlum.

Bai Youwei calmly said to Wu Lili, "Remember what Number 9 said in the last round? He said there were advertisements for this thing on TV. Heh, I've never seen any. Even if there are, they must be very few."

Wu Lili nodded seriously.

"Damn you! Number 7, are you stupid?! I'm on your team!" Number 9 roared frantically. "Sticky and wet, with patterns, and people on dates often use it! Right?!"

Wu Lili was stunned, then looked at Bai Youwei with suspicion.

Bai Youwei immediately cursed in her mind.

What the hell?!

Chewing gum is sticky and wet, some brands also have patterns printed on them, and people on dates use it because it eliminates bad breath, so it won't be too awkward when kissing! But you, Wu Lili, with bubble gum, what are you hesitating for?!!

Number 9 was still yelling: "Number 7, think about what kind of crap Number 3 has been saying! Don't be fooled by her. Vote for Number 3 with me, and we'll win!"

Wu Lili looked at Number 9, then at Bai Youwei, her expression hesitant.

Bai Youwei was furious!

She couldn't help but wonder if she had guessed the word wrong, but at this juncture, she couldn't think of a new word. The only thing she could be sure of was Shen Mo's hint: Not edible!

Balloon? Expanding glue?

She gritted her teeth and looked at Wu Lili, saying, "Don't be stupid. Think again. Just now, Number 8 said this thing is sweet, and Number 9 immediately said it's not necessarily sweet…"

"Damn it! There's more than one flavor!" Number 9 roared.

Bai Youwei had had enough and cursed, "This damn thing is edible?!"

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