Quick Transmigration: Help, The Male Leads Are All Broken!

"Then you wash, I'm going to sleep." After Su Tang finished speaking, she just wanted to slip back into her original form, but in the next second, the back of her neck was pinched.

That sudden feeling of coldness made all the hairs on her body stand on end.

"What are you doing!"

When Su Tang was lifted up, her two little short legs were kicking about. It was quite amusing, so Ye Xiu wasn't in a hurry to put her down, and just stared at her like that.

Su Tang was angry, "Ye Xiu, put me down!"

Ye Xiu said, "You're too short. It's tiring to talk while looking down."

Listen to what he's saying, like a real person!

Su Tang roared furiously, "What's wrong with me being short? Did I eat your rice!"

Ye Xiu still had that indifferent expression, but he nodded, "You did eat it. Just now, you ate a bowl of noodles, two chicken legs, a plate of…"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Su Tang glared at him and immediately changed her tune, "What's wrong with eating a little of yours? You were raised by me, one mouthful of milk at a time!"

Perhaps recalling some unpleasant scene, Ye Xiu's expression suddenly became strange. He narrowed his eyes and asked, "Are you sure you raised me one mouthful of milk at a time? Do I need to find that pig? And…"

This guy rarely talked so much, but as soon as she heard he wanted to dredge up old history, Su Tang immediately chickened out.

There was no way around it. She looked like a little fairy back then, and who would want to be a mother at such a young age? So, she had him call a pig instead.

Because of this, the little dragon person was once inferior as a child, thinking that when he grew up, he would be like a pig, white and fat, and both stupid and ugly.

"That, um, dredging up old history is pointless. Anyway, let go of me now!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Ye Xiu didn't hold her up anymore. He let go, allowing her feet to touch the ground, and then said, "Bathe me."

Su Tang's eyes widened, "Ye Xiu, how old are you? You still need me to help you bathe?"

Ye Xiu lifted his eyelids, very indifferent, "Anyway, it's not the first time you've washed me, you're experienced. What's wrong, are you unwilling?"

Su Tang laughed in anger, pointed a finger at him, then pointed at herself, "Do you understand that men and women shouldn't touch hands when passing things?"

Ye Xiu said, "I understand, but you're just a mirror."

Su Tang felt like she was about to be angered to the point of liver pain. What about being a mirror? Even if she was a mirror, she would definitely be the most high-end kind!

"I won't, I'm going to sleep!" After saying that, she ran straight back into the mirror in a puff of smoke.

Ye Xiu wasn't angry. Instead, he slowly began to take off his clothes. After entering the water, he slowly took out the mirror.

He didn't threaten or entice her. Anyway, after the contract, he only needed to use his temper to make her surrender. For example, right now, the mirror originally reflected his own appearance, but as his incantation began, a ripple-like vortex appeared in the mirror, and then he and Su Tang in the mirror were staring at each other.

Su Tang really didn't expect there to be such a shameless operation.

At this time, Ye Xiu spoke again. He slightly parted his thin lips, seemingly in a good mood, and the corners of his lips were slightly upturned, almost imperceptibly, "Come out, don't make me say it a second time."

Su Tang: …

Impressive, little dragon person!

After she came out of the mirror, Ye Xiu handed her a towel, calling it a back scrub.

"Back scrub, huh… Are you planning to go from top to bottom, or from bottom to top? I haven't scrubbed in a long time. If the strength isn't right, don't blame me."

Ye Xiu laughed at this tone.

"Either way is fine, do as you please."

Su Tang was just about to show off her skills, but when she looked down, she found that there wasn't a single piece of flesh on his body, just bare white bones, submerged in the misty hot water.

She was stunned. This scene was clearly something she hadn't anticipated.

Ye Xiu was very calm, "Has Mirror forgotten that I am a undead now?"

Below the neck, bare white bones. For some reason, Su Tang felt sorry for him.

This stupid child, how did he torment himself to this state!

"Didn't forget." Her voice was muffled, without the previous vitality, "Lift your hand."

Ye Xiu was very obedient at this time. He lifted his hand when asked, and did whatever he was told. But halfway through the wash, he suddenly asked, "What about that mixed-blood elf?"

Su Tang was stunned, not understanding for a moment.

Ye Xiu suddenly smiled, with a hint of sarcasm, which sounded very harsh.

"You've forgotten him so quickly."

"How pitiful."

Su Tang wanted to hit someone when she heard this strange tone.

She vigorously scrubbed the white bones on his body, but as the movement went down, a doubt suddenly flashed in her mind, that is, now that he's a skeletal undead, would certain characteristics specific to men still be there?

So, driven by curiosity, she asked the system.

The system was also very tired, "Kid, can we act like a human?"

Su, indifferent, Tang, "I am an emotionless mirror."

The system gritted its teeth and retorted angrily, "Isn't he taking a bath? You've already scrubbed his back, so just go all the way down, what are you afraid of? Go for it!"

It originally thought that its host was a girl after all, and should have a sense of shame, but who would have thought that she would be so shameless.

Even Ye Xiu noticed this shamelessness.

He looked at her with a smile that wasn't a smile, "What does Mirror want to do?"

Su Tang looked righteous, "Nothing, scrubbing your back. Didn't you ask me to scrub your back?"

"Heh…"

Su Tang felt embarrassed at this "heh", but Ye Xiu actually played his cards in an unconventional way and suddenly stood up.

The water splashed, and Su Tang's eyes widened.

But what was too much was that the guy actually used magic to cover his lower body. Anyway, at a glance, it was all white, and nothing could be seen.

Su Tang looked at it regretfully and threw the towel in her hand, "Can you let me sleep now?"

Ye Xiu stared at her deeply. It had to be said that although the little dragon person was 100% blackened, he was still not as shameless as her.

Suddenly, he thought of his childhood.

The dragon race's memory is very strong. From the moment they open their eyes at birth, they store all their experiences in their minds.

At that time, he was still small and couldn't walk very steadily. Every time, he would get himself covered in dust. At that time, she would take care of his bathing.

He still remembered the first time he took a bath. Because he was a dragon, he had one more organ than other races of males, but because he was still young, he didn't understand. As a result, Su Tang didn't understand either, and then there was a big misunderstanding.

At that time, she thought he had a tumor and even took out a knife, and told him that it would be over quickly with just a blink of an eye. Fortunately, he defended it in time.

This was a very bad memory. If it weren't for today's back scrub, it would have been locked deep in his memory.

He rubbed his temples, wondering why he was so foolish as to compete with that little mirror in shamelessness.

Over there, Su Tang said she was sleeping, but she wasn't really asleep, because she heard the system's long-lost prompt.

"Ding, blackening value decreased by 5%, current blackening index: 94.5%."

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