Quick Transmigration: Help, The Male Leads Are All Broken!

“Let’s go. Don’t just stand here dumbfounded. If you see anything you like on this street, just tell me.” Su Tang’s generosity was overflowing. She almost told him, “Just be good, and I’ll buy you the whole street. Please don’t keep scowling; it’s scary.”

She didn’t dare push her luck too much with a one-hundred-percent yandere male lead. After all, she would be the one cleaning up the mess in the end. Thinking about this, Su Tang felt a pang of bitterness.

Both of them harbored different thoughts, wanting to please the other, but both were using the wrong methods.

Finally, a clueless individual broke the stalemate.

“Such a beautiful little beauty, why would you like such an unromantic man? Come to my Joyous Union Sect. We have every type you could possibly desire.”

Su Tang looked up and saw a great beauty standing before her. The beauty was truly stunning, dressed in red, which not only didn’t overshadow her charm but made her even more captivating. However, the beauty’s collar was extremely low, revealing a large expanse of honey-colored skin, which was incredibly alluring.

Facing such a gorgeous creature, Su Tang couldn’t muster any anger, especially since he hadn’t said anything excessively disgusting. She smiled and said, “But I’m already a member of the Heavenly Sword Sect.”

The beauty looked at her with a pitying expression. “The Heavenly Sword Sect always wears white robes, and their disciples are colder than the next. How boring.”

Su Tang thought about her own sect. “No, they’re actually quite adorable.”

The beauty nearly rolled her eyes. “Adorable? How? Look at the one beside you. I find him incredibly dull.”

Mo Qinglan almost unsheathed his sword, but his Little Martial Aunt didn’t seem to notice the other party’s ill intentions at all and even laughed.

Her already fair skin became even more radiant when she smiled, her delicate and beautiful features coming alive.

Didn’t she know how dangerous this person was?!

Su Tang said, “No, Doudou is quite interesting.”

Chu Yue looked very young, but in the cultivation world, anyone with slightly higher cultivation, especially women, often tried to appear younger. The great beauty suddenly realized she had misjudged Su Tang. This wasn’t a pure, innocent flower; this was clearly one of her own kind. Like attracts like, and the beauty’s gaze towards Su Tang shifted from pity to something more knowing.

“You’re a playful one, little beauty.”

Su Tang replied, “Still not as playful as the Joyous Union Sect.” Then she added, “Although I can’t join the Joyous Union Sect, I feel a kinship with you, great beauty. We seem to get along quite well.”

The people of the Joyous Union Sect were both righteous and unorthodox, disliking the restrictive morals of the righteous sects. To encounter a cultivator from the boring Heavenly Sword Sect who seemed so kindred was like finding a treasure.

Immediately, the beauty extended an invitation. “I feel a connection with you, little beauty. May I know your name?”

Su Tang replied, “I am Chu Yue.”

The beauty’s smile faltered. “You said you’re Chu Yue? The Chu Yue, the Fairy Chu Yue I’ve heard of?”

Su Tang stroked her chin. “Although I don’t know what you’ve heard, you’re probably right.” Then she asked, “Can you tell me what the outside world is saying about me?”

The beauty was first shocked, then burst into laughter. “Heavens! If I had known you were so interesting, I would have personally visited you months ago.”

When Chu Yue had emerged from seclusion, the Joyous Union Sect had sent gifts, but this particular beauty hadn’t gone; someone else had gone in her place.

Su Tang hummed. “That time I emerged from seclusion wasn’t very fun. The whole atmosphere was ruined by some Right Emissary with a broken rock. It’s just as well you didn’t come.” Then she asked, “By the way, I still don’t know your name, great beauty.”

The beauty replied, “Joyous Union Sect’s Vice Sect Master, Luo Fanchen.”

Su Tang said, “What a lovely name.”

Mo Qinglan: I want to kill someone.

Since she was Fairy Chu Yue of the Heavenly Sword Sect, Luo Fanchen naturally wouldn’t dare to make advances on her. However, he hadn’t expected Chu Yue to be so interesting. He now understood why, despite the fame of the Heavenly Sword Sect’s Sixth Peak Master, there were few stories about her as a fellow disciple, other than being a cultivation maniac who had mastered the Nine Swords of Heaven.

It must have been to prevent her from being snatched away.

Luo Fanchen said, “I’ve heard that Fairy Chu Yue is incredibly skilled, and your mastery of the Nine Swords of Heaven is unparalleled. I wonder if I might have the honor of sparring with you.”

Su Tang explained about her martial arts training going awry. “Once I’ve recovered, I’ll definitely visit the Vice Sect Master for a match.”

Luo Fanchen replied, “Splendid! I like your spirit. Here, this is a Joyous Union Sect token. Take it. You’re welcome to find me anytime.”

Seeing that she had even accepted the token and that further conversation might lead to his Little Martial Aunt leaving with this person, Mo Qinglan, exasperated, interjected, “Little Martial Aunt, it’s getting late. Didn’t you say you wanted to buy something?”

Su Tang said, “No, I was planning to buy something for you.”

Mo Qinglan replied, “Yes, it’s this disciple who wants to buy something.”

When Mo Qinglan spoke, Luo Fanchen gave a knowing smile. “Since Fairy Chu Yue has other matters to attend to, I won’t disturb you any further.”

Su Tang nodded and, after bidding him farewell, turned to Mo Qinglan and asked, “Little Martial Nephew, what do you want to buy?”

Mo Qinglan had subtly tried to find out what Chu Yue liked. He’d once overheard that the other Martial Uncles loved buying her little dresses, so he said, “A little dress.”

Su Tang was shocked. “Heavens! Doudou, did I hear that right?!”

The system was completely speechless. After a long pause, it finally came online. “No, I heard it too.”

Su Tang turned back and gave him a strange look, making Mo Qinglan’s hair stand on end. Finally, he belatedly explained, “It’s not that I like little dresses. It’s that I’ve seen Little Martial Aunt seems to like them.”

Su Tang smiled. “It’s alright. I’m not prejudiced.”

Mo Qinglan: …

Finally, the two found a clothing store. Being at the foot of the Heavenly Sword Sect’s mountain, there were quite a few disciples running businesses in addition to ordinary people. Of course, whoever owned the mountain was the boss.

The two randomly chose a store, and Su Tang actually found something she liked.

“Shopkeeper, please bring down that Flowing Immortal Dress.”

The shopkeeper, also a cultivator, could tell Su Tang was no ordinary person and immediately greeted her with a smile. “Certainly! Have you taken a fancy to anything else, miss? Shall I bring those down as well?”

The Heavenly Sword Sect was wealthy, and Su Tang was even wealthier. So, with a wave of her hand, she bought everything she liked. After finishing her shopping, she finally remembered Mo Qinglan and asked, “Martial Nephew, have you seen anything you like?”

Seeing that she truly loved little dresses, Mo Qinglan also chose a few. If Su Tang had paid attention, she would have noticed that those outfits were no longer the usual white robes but were male robes in the same color scheme as her little dresses.

In short, couple's outfits.

The shopkeeper, having been in business for a long time, had a keen eye and noticed his intentions. He chuckled and said, “Young Master, that will be four thousand spirit stones.”

Four thousand spirit stones was equivalent to a small sect’s annual expenditure, yet Mo Qinglan didn’t even blink, paying and leaving directly.

After leaving the store, Su Tang said, “How can I let my Little Martial Nephew spend his money? I’ll pay you back later.”

She hadn’t spoken up in the store to save face for him, as there were outsiders present. She couldn’t very well embarrass him. However, face was something to be maintained among acquaintances. Trying to keep up appearances would only hurt him in the end.

Mo Qinglan replied, “Little Martial Aunt accepted the Joyous Union Sect’s token. Why won’t you accept these clothes from me?”

Mo Qinglan: The whole world knows I like Little Martial Aunt, but I don’t.

Su Tang: The whole world knows the male lead likes me, but I don’t.

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