Quick Transmigration: Help, The Male Leads Are All Broken!

Su Tang and Bo Yijin were in a group, but Jin Jingsheng continued to follow them, impossible to shake off. The two exchanged a glance. Since there were cameras around, there was no need to make things too ugly, so they let him be.

However, Jin Jingsheng clearly didn't think so. He didn't explicitly ask for forgiveness, but he was attentive, asking if they needed water or help.

His attitude was sincere, his expression on point. As expected of someone in the entertainment industry, his acting skills, if applied elsewhere, might even win him an Oscar.

But when it came to acting, Su Tang never lost.

Her attitude was indifferent, not making the situation too awkward. However, this intangible distance and coldness were the most lethal. If you still cared about him, you wouldn't be able to remain indifferent.

Jin Jingsheng wasn't discouraged, as this concerned his future; his face showed no impatience.

The mountain path was difficult to navigate. Jin Jingsheng's mind was full of thoughts on how to gain attention and sympathy, and he didn't pay attention to his feet. Then, on a certain slope, he screamed as he slid all the way down.

Su Tang and Bo Yijin exchanged glances again.

Bo Yijin smiled, "Should An Qiao save him?"

Su Tang glanced at her small plastic bucket and said heartlessly, "Let him stay down there for a bit. He's an adult; he needs to be responsible for himself. But on humanitarian grounds, if he hasn't come up in an hour, I'll find someone to rescue him."

Bo Yijin, with his lips curled, didn't speak further. He wouldn't admit that he had deliberately kicked a small stone to make Jin Jingsheng slip.

Not being locals, picking mushrooms on the mountain, even if the director said not to pick colorful poisonous mushrooms, the guests couldn't really tell which were poisonous.

Sure enough, an hour later, when they returned to the courtyard house, a professional identified a pile of poisonous mushrooms. Comparing them, the poisonous mushrooms were even more numerous than the edible ones.

The professional said, "This is the Death Cap, this is the False Morel, and these, the Jack-o'-lantern Mushroom, and so on, are all poisonous. To put it in city-folk terms, if you eat them and are lucky, you can see little people in skirts dancing on the ceiling. If you're unlucky, you'll go straight to the crematorium."

The professional was quite lively. He checked the mushrooms of several guests. Even the luckier ones had about half poisonous mushrooms. Only Su Tang, after he checked hers, he was surprised.

"Termite Mushrooms, Green Head Mushrooms, oh, and Matsutake! Wow, young lady, you're good. Except for this one, all the others are edible!"

The professional looked at Su Tang, who looked like an otherworldly fairy, and thought she was all looks, but unexpectedly, she was an expert. Only the Movie King, touching his nose, said uncomfortably, "Cough, that poisonous one was picked by me. I saw its plain color and thought it was edible."

After the mushroom comparison, naturally, Su Tang and Bo Yijin won first place.

The Movie King sighed, "I never thought that in my lifetime, I would be carried by my idol again."

The others were envious. Su Tang, however, smiled and said, "I wonder if in my lifetime, I can see my idol in women's clothing again."

She flashed a row of pearly white teeth. The others started to cheer, urging the Movie King to do it.

The Movie King clutched his chest, looking incredulous, his eyes even showing a bit of grievance, "I didn't expect you to be this kind of fan."

Su Tang giggled, "Well, I am a fake fan."

Everyone chatted and laughed. Then someone mentioned Jin Jingsheng, and they realized he was missing.

Su Tang said, "He slid down the slope earlier. I saw a cameraman with him, so I left with Mr. Bo."

Bo Yijin was now a Movie King, so many people respectfully called him "Mr. Bo." However, when Su Tang used this term, the Movie King was very unhappy.

That trash Jin Jingsheng could intimately call him "Brother," but she called him "Mr. Bo."

Hmph, he would get that "Brother" title back sooner or later.

Just as they finished speaking, they saw Jin Jingsheng limping towards them. Before they could speak, he smiled and said, "Sorry for making you worry."

"Are you okay?"

Jin Jingsheng replied, "It's nothing, just a few scrapes. Nothing serious."

As fellow guests, everyone had to show some concern. Soon, the director brought some ointment.

Jin Jingsheng rolled up his trouser leg. Although there were no broken bones, the small wounds added up, looking quite scary. However, after applying the ointment, he put his trouser leg down and reassured everyone that he was fine and just needed to avoid getting it wet for a few days.

The director had someone check, and indeed, it wasn't a serious injury. Then they moved on to the next segment.

After mushroom picking, it was time to cook. However, the courtyard house had no gas, so cooking relied on firewood. Everyone looked at the earthen stove, lost in thought.

How to chop wood?

How to cook with this stove?

And, did anyone among them actually know how to cook?

At this time, the director spoke again, saying rice was provided, but they had to find their own ingredients.

Although they had picked many mushrooms, they couldn't eat mushrooms for every meal. But these were the guests' worries; the director wasn't responsible.

So, they came up with a compromise. The men would chop wood, and the women would try to barter with the villagers for some vegetables.

However, due to the language barrier, they talked at cross-purposes, almost angering the villagers and getting expelled. Su Tang had a flash of inspiration and drew a few simple stick figures, finally resolving the misunderstanding.

They exchanged mushrooms for vegetables. Meat like chicken, duck, fish, or pork was impossible to get, so they exchanged for some vegetables. The most expensive item was eggs, but it was better than eating mushrooms all the time.

"Hey, do any of you know how to cook?"

The young actress Yi Xiaoxiao asked. Then, the topic queen Shen Anxin said, "Does vegetable salad count?"

After these words, the two exchanged glances and sighed. Only Su Tang poked the system and asked if there was any game nearby.

The system replied, "There are pheasants, but are you sure you can catch them? We don't have any tools."

Su Tang chuckled, "Have you forgotten how I bravely fought the wild boar?"

The system fell into deep silence. It forgot its host was a fierce person.

So, after returning to the courtyard, Su Tang picked up a small hoe and, following the system's guidance, found the pheasant. However, the small hoe wasn't very effective. In the end, she quickly grabbed a large stone and threw it, finally knocking the plump pheasant unconscious.

This scene was witnessed by the Movie King, who was looking for her.

Bo Yijin: …

He remembered that An Qiao's profile stated she was a weak, pitiful, but very gluttonous, homebody, beautiful girl.

Now, the gluttonous and homebody parts were unclear, but as for weak and pitiful…

The Movie King curled his lips. In terms of their profiles, they were surprisingly similar.

Rounding up, they were a perfect match.

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