Quick Transmigration: Help, The Male Leads Are All Broken!

Bo Yijin naturally wouldn't miss this opportunity. He had been looking for a chance to get closer to her, but because of last night's showdown, he didn't want to push her too hard, lest it cause a backlash. Now, however, the young lady had actually approached him on her own. It seemed to be a good start.

“Ding, blackening value decreased by 5%, current blackening index: 80%.”

Su Tang suddenly heard the system prompt and fell silent. The Movie Emperor seemed to be particularly lacking in affection. She had only taken a small initiative, and even that was with an ulterior motive, yet it was enough to make him this happy. Seeing him like this, she almost felt like she couldn't go through with her plan.

Bo Yijin, hearing her speak, abandoned the basket of oranges he was holding and walked towards her with the clippers. He glanced at the oranges in her basket. There were so few!

Su Tang looked at him innocently, offering no explanation.

The Movie Emperor sighed and said in a fatherly tone, "The competition is an hour long, and half the time has already passed. You haven't even filled one basket."

Su Tang looked at him innocently, still not explaining.

The Movie Emperor helplessly rubbed her head. "Forget it. Who made you my idol? So delicate and weak, I can only spoil you."

On the side, the cameraman almost slipped when he heard this. Wake up, Movie Emperor, where are your eyes?! The video of An Qiao tearing apart the thugs is still trending. You actually call her delicate and weak?!

With someone offering to do the hard work for free, Su Tang naturally wouldn't refuse. She even made a small request. "I don't want any ugly ones. Teacher Bo, you have to pick some good-looking ones for me."

An hour passed quickly. The small island wasn't far from the shore, so it wasn't long before all the guests returned to the shore with their oranges.

Because it was a tourist city, there were many tourists at the seaside. Seeing them now, many people excitedly took out their phones.

"Ahhh, I see An An!"

"It's the Movie Emperor, it's the Movie Emperor!"

"Shan Xi, it's baby Shan Xi! Baby, Mommy loves you!"

…

With deafening screams all around, for a moment, Su Tang thought she was going deaf. She rarely encountered this kind of situation. Sometimes, fans' enthusiasm could be overwhelming, but thankfully, Bo Yijin was protecting her, so nothing unexpected happened.

Compared to her, Bo Yijin was clearly used to this kind of scene. He shielded Su Tang all the way, and only after confirming that there wouldn't be any accidents did he step aside.

The director said, "There are eight stalls in total. You can also make requests, like asking for a juicer."

There were so many oranges. If not enough people bought them, they could change their marketing strategy.

Su Tang wasn't interested in a juicer. Instead, she asked the director for a set of pens and a small knife. The ultimate winner of the competition was determined by earnings. Compared to the other guests' several baskets of oranges, she only had one, and it wasn't even full. So, she set a rule: one person could only buy one orange at a time.

As soon as she made this request, the other guests were stunned. Of course, what was even more shocking was her pricing.

One orange, sold for 500!

Although 500 wasn't a huge sum for people nowadays, selling a single orange for 500 was a bit excessive.

The other guests, although they were all selling oranges and were all celebrities, didn't dare to set their prices so high. After all, in the end, it was their own fans they would be ripping off.

Sure enough, it wasn't long before people started talking, and some even took pictures and posted them online.

Su Tang remained indifferent and even wanted to play with her phone.

However, she didn't expect that the first person to buy an orange from her would be Bo Yijin.

"Teacher An, sell me one."

Su Tang looked up. She had set the price so high that, although there were her fans among the tourists, no one had come forward to buy any. After all, no one's money grew on trees.

"Okay." She picked and chose, finally selecting a large, round orange. She didn't rush to give it to him, but instead asked, "Teacher Bo, do you like dogs?"

Bo Yijin was taken aback. Before he could understand why she was asking this, he heard her continue, "Puppies are so fluffy and cute. Teacher Bo must like them. How about this, I'll carve a dog for you." With that, she picked up the small knife and began to carve seriously.

Beside her, Bo Yijin's face went wooden, and he fell completely silent.

Were fluffy puppies cute? No, they weren't. He hated fluffy things the most!

But, if the young lady asked like this and wanted to give him a gift, then… he could reluctantly like it for a little while.

Su Tang's carving skills were quite good. It wasn't long before the orange was carved into the shape of a puppy, looking quite playful.

"Here, money for hand, hand for goods."

The Movie Emperor didn't have any money on him, but fortunately, his assistant did. So, five minutes later, a new picture appeared on the Movie Emperor's Weibo.

Bo Yijin V: Cute.

The confused fans, seeing this, first let out their usual screams, and then all sorts of silly comments appeared.

For example:

"Suddenly posting a dog, hinting that he's a single dog, I get it."

"Cute, so… does he want to *?"

"Leave the dog alone, it's still just a child. Wait, it's a fake dog, a real orange! Then you can't keep it for long, eat it quickly!"

…

Bo Yijin didn't pay attention to Weibo after posting. However, the other people at the scene, seeing this, realized that it wasn't just about selling oranges. Some started to get ideas.

Not long after, a petite young lady walked over.

"An An, can you carve other things?"

Su Tang replied, "The orange is only so big, many things can't be carved, but I can draw something on it for you." Then she asked, "What would you like me to draw, Miss?"

The young lady blushed at being called "Miss," and stammered adorably, "Can, can you draw me?"

Su Tang said, "Of course." After finishing the drawing, she also added a signature and the date.

The other guests were dumbfounded.

"This is allowed too?"

And so, Su Tang, who had previously been ignored, now had seven or eight customers. Compared to the other guests, although she had fewer customers, one of her customers was worth ten of theirs!

With her leading the way, the other guests followed suit. The comedian started telling jokes, the singer started singing, and the Movie Emperor and the others shamelessly started selling photos and autographs.

However, while they were having fun, someone was unhappy.

"Are celebrities so great? Can celebrities sell oranges at exorbitant prices?"

"Exactly, some poor people only have 500 for their monthly living expenses, and she sells one orange for 500. Why doesn't she just rob them?"

Someone causing trouble was unexpected.

They were ordinary people, and at most, they just complained. The other guests couldn't say anything. Only Su Tang retorted, "I'm selling oranges, the price is clearly marked. Buy or don't buy."

Her arrogant attitude immediately angered the other person.

"Hah, these days, anyone can be a celebrity. Look at her attitude."

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