Quick Transmigration: Help, The Male Leads Are All Broken!

Silence returned to the great hall, but Death's expression was grim. He tugged on the cat's ear, his voice icy, "Stupid creature, I'm giving you one day to think this over. If you still refuse by tomorrow night, I'll choose the sacrifices myself."

The small creature in his arms was unusual. She could sleep for twelve hours straight and couldn't be woken up no matter what. He'd noticed something was off about her, but no matter how he investigated, he couldn't find anything, so he let it go. After all, she was lively and boisterous every night.

But now, the little creature's life force was severely depleted. Divine power from the Celestial Realm had no effect on her, so he could only choose sacrifices from the human race.

The saying "a life for a life" wasn't entirely accurate. Divine power was potent, so the little one might need the soul force of hundreds of humans to barely recover, and even then, she had to be willing.

Death was furious. Pacing back and forth, his voice turned chilling, "If you die, I'll slaughter all of humanity!"

Su Tang jolted awake. This lunatic was actually capable of it!

"Dog, can this body of mine still live?"

System: "Detecting less than three days of life force remaining."

She was originally meant to die from her injuries after completing the mission. Although she had returned, death was still irreversible.

The system was worried, "How about you devour a hundred or so soul forces now? It's better than slaughtering humanity."

Su Tang scoffed, "No way. I won't devour a single one. Death might be crazy, but I'm not."

She had three days to establish some connection with Sophia. That way, even if the black cat died, Death might treat her a little better.

However, instead of kindness, she encountered jealousy!

This guy was truly unreasonable! Dragging her weak body, she finally found where Sophia was and nestled onto her own body. That's when Death stormed in.

Yes, not walked, not ran, but stormed.

Death wasn't idle every day. He had matters to attend to. But these days, with the little black cat unwell, he rarely held her, afraid of worsening her condition. He hadn't expected that while he was being considerate, this damned creature would run off to a human.

What was so good about a measly human?

"What are you doing here?" He picked up the black cat roughly, his anger growing until his face darkened. "Such an ugly human, is she worth you dragging your dying body to see?"

Su Tang remained expressionless, unwilling to acknowledge this lunatic.

Sophia wasn't ugly. On the contrary, she was beautiful, like Snow White.

Despite her silence, Death continued to rant, "She hasn't woken up with all this commotion. She's probably not long for this world. Keeping her here brings bad luck. I'll have someone dispose of her later."

Su Tang could tolerate it at first, but not anymore.

Seriously, look at your "Death God" label and tell me if there's a more unlucky label in this world?

Su Tang wanted to smack him, but the moment she moved, Death grew even more displeased. "Hah, so quick to defend your new lover? But look at her, lifeless, eyes closed. What do you expect her to do for you? Since you like her so much, I'll make her your nourishment tomorrow."

Su Tang had had enough. The system, however, couldn't hold back a snicker.

"Sorry, although the atmosphere is serious, and my professional ethics usually prevent me from laughing, I… hahahahaha, I really can't help it. Oh my god, Death is hilarious when he's mad. Is this considered… because my cat likes someone else, I'm going to kill my cat?"

Su Tang, "I don't know if he'll kill the cat, but I know you're going into solitary confinement. Surprised? Excited?"

The laughter abruptly stopped. The system sounded incredulous, "Where's the coworker love?"

Su Tang smiled, "Gone. I prefer mutual torment."

The system felt wronged but remained silent.

Death, seeing the little kitten in his arms remain quiet, assumed she understood her mistake and stroked her head. "Good that you know you're wrong. In this world, only I can be your master."

It had taken a lot of effort for Su Tang to reach Sophia in her weakened state. Exhausted, she didn't even bother to retort, simply curling up in his arms and falling asleep.

The moment she fell asleep, Death's cold gaze fixed on Sophia. He narrowed his eyes, unable to see what attracted his little darling to this ugly woman.

"Moca."

"My lord."

"Have this woman take care of Cerberus tomorrow."

Cerberus, the three-headed hellhound. It had three heads, a serpent's tail, and its head and back were covered in venomous snakes. It was the guardian of hell, ferocious and volatile. Even gods didn't dare approach it lightly. Sending Sophia to care for it was a death sentence.

Moca didn't know how this woman had offended Death, but since she was dying tomorrow, he wouldn't bother looking after her.

He had examined the woman's body. She was in a normal slumber, yet he couldn't wake her no matter what he tried.

Thinking of this, Moca glanced at her again.

She wasn't ugly. Quite beautiful, actually. Too bad his lord didn't like blondes.

Su Tang's waking hours as a cat were dwindling, so she didn't know when she fell asleep. She only knew that when she woke up, everyone was looking at her with pity.

The three-headed hellhound, Cerberus, was infamous. When the noble ladies heard she was to care for it, their expressions changed.

"Although I don't know your name, Miss, do you have any last words? If I'm fortunate enough to leave, I'll pass them on to your family."

Su Tang, "…No, I'm alone. I don't have any family or friends."

The sacrifices were arranged in a secluded corner. When Su Tang reached the gates of hell, Cerberus was already in a frenzy.

It hadn't eaten all morning!

Three bloody maws filled with fangs roared simultaneously, the force pushing Su Tang back a step. Then, she looked at them impassively.

As it happened, the black cat had friends in the underworld, and Cerberus was one of them.

"Shut your mouths!" No one brushed the hellhound's teeth, and it loved eating bloody things. The smell when it opened its mouths was imaginable.

Cerberus was about to rage. A mere human dared to yell at them? But the next second, when they met her gaze, the three heads went blank.

Wait, wasn't this their friend? How did the little black cat turn into a human?!

Su Tang raised an eyebrow. Seeing that they recognized her, she secretly sighed in relief. "Sit. Open your mouths one by one. I only have one hand."

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