Quick Transmigration: Help, The Male Leads Are All Broken!

Death's expression wasn't pleasant. He disliked gods because, in the beginning, no god liked him.

A strong individual never needed anyone's approval, much less to curry favor. Thus, gradually, his connection with the Divine Realm lessened, until finally, the only connection remaining was with the God of Light.

Now, they wouldn't come unless they needed something.

"Shall I sever your heads, or will you scram yourselves?" Death, clad in red robes, his handsome face filled with gloom, uttered words that were cold to the extreme.

The more timid gods trembled. The battle between the Death God couple and the other gods had been practically a one-sided massacre.

"Lord Death, we have a request." The leader took several deep breaths, afraid that Death would truly strike, and hurriedly spoke, "Recently, the Divine Realm has been restless. We wish to request Lord Death's assistance."

Death scoffed, as if he had heard some grand joke. "What business of the Divine Realm is mine?"

The gods gulped, finally realizing they lacked the courage to meet Death's gaze. They could only look pleadingly towards Su Tang. "Madam, back then, the God of Light, for the Dark God's disappearance, did not hesitate to self-destruct. Your relationship was close. How can you bear to watch the Divine Realm descend into chaos? After all, that was the God of Light's life's work."

Su Tang twitched her lips, thinking that the gods weren't having it easy, actually lying through their teeth.

"Are you certain my relationship with the God of Light was close? I only met him twice. Honestly, compared to the God of Light, my relationship with the Dark God is deeper."

One must know, when the Dark God was harboring ill intentions, lurking in the manor, he had even instructed her in magic.

The gods' faces were embarrassed, momentarily unsure of how to respond.

Finally, Su Tang, feeling a bit sympathetic, helped them find a direction. "Actually, it's impossible for the God of Light to disappear. Even if he self-destructed, as long as light exists in this world, he will reappear. Instead of imploring Death, you should search for his reincarnation."

This world couldn't be just one color forever. Where there was light, there was darkness, because the world needed balance.

The God of Light died, but sunlight still graced the world. Similarly, the Dark God perished, yet he would exist in another form.

The gods were shocked, clearly not having considered this aspect. "However, during the search, someone still needs to maintain order in the Divine Realm." They said this, fearing Su Tang's refusal, their words carrying a hint of panic. "I know the previous battle between the gods disappointed you two, and I can't ask for your forgiveness on their behalf, but not only does the Divine Realm need order, the world also needs order. The Death God's Palace is also a part of this world."

Su Tang felt persuaded. If the Divine Realm fell into chaos, the first to suffer would be humans. Other races still had some self-preservation abilities, but humans would be completely reduced to ants. At that time, the Death God's Palace couldn't remain aloof.

If something unexpected happened to the world, Death, as the male protagonist, would inevitably cause some trouble, and in the end, she would have to return to fix it.

She sighed, with a sense of resignation. "Alright, let's analyze the situation first."

Death's face changed, looking at the gods as if he wanted to devour them alive.

One must know, the wedding was only halfway through!

Interrupting a wedding was a grave offense!

Fortunately, the gods knew the importance. They came to ask for help, so they couldn't disturb their important event.

"Madam, please finish your wedding first. After that, we can analyze the situation in detail."

Death's expression finally softened a little, but only a little. To him, the Divine Realm, the world, nothing was as important as his little one.

However, if his little one insisted on intervening, then he would reluctantly manage it a little.

After the wedding, Death's mood was low. Su Tang was amused and exasperated. Fortunately, he was easy to appease, and his anger dissipated quickly.

"Hades, don't think these matters have nothing to do with us. If the world is in chaos, do you think the Death God's Palace can escape unscathed?"

Death grunted. He certainly understood the pros and cons, but heaven and earth aside, his wedding was the most important! Such a crucial moment was almost ruined, how could he not be angry?

Su Tang coaxed him like a child, almost giving him candy. Of course, in a sense, she did eventually give 'candy,' which finally appeased him.

And so, in the end, his blackening value dropped to only 10%.

The Divine Realm's situation wasn't complicated. With Death there, the gods didn't dare to make a sound, all obediently behaving, continuing their previous duties.

Of course, Death was only temporarily in charge of the Divine Realm, so Su Tang was still secretly searching for the God of Light's reincarnation.

It was called reincarnation, but no one could be certain that the rediscovered God of Light would still be the same. After all, something like a godhead, once lost, might no longer belong to you.

Fortunately, being able to become a first-level god, even if the godhead was lost, not just anyone could pick it up.

One day, Su Tang found a ten-year-old child and brought him to the Death God's Palace. Before she could even introduce him, the child unexpectedly called Death "Father."

Su Tang was bewildered, and similarly, Death was bewildered.

"Who is he?" Due to the shock, Death's voice was a bit faint.

It wasn't that he hadn't thought about what kind of child he might have, but one suddenly appearing was a different story.

Before Su Tang could answer, the child explained, "I felt a sense of closeness from you, so I tentatively called you that."

Since birth, he hadn't had any relatives. This was the first and only time he felt this closeness.

Where there was light, there was darkness, so essentially, they could be considered one. It was perfectly normal for him to feel close.

Death understood for the first time what his little one occasionally meant by "shortening one's life." If this child called him "Father" a few more times, he felt he would truly lose years off his life.

He didn't want to be this cheap father at all, so he put on a stern face and declared righteously, "I am not your father."

The child's face visibly fell, but he quickly recovered. "It's okay, you're still my kin."

He was certain about the word "kin."

Death didn't speak this time, too lazy to explain. Kin was kin, better than being enemies.

As for Su Tang, she suppressed her laughter, almost getting a stomach ache.

"Congratulations, Lord Death, you've gained a God of Light son."

Death: "…"

"Then I also congratulate Madam, you've gained a God of Light son."

After their banter, the God of Light seized the opportunity and clearly called out, "Father, Mother."

Death: "…"

Su Tang: "…"

They realized for the first time that the previously gentle God of Light was actually also cunning.

Thus, they inexplicably gained a God of Light son. And to be honest, while the titles felt uncomfortable at first, they eventually got used to it. However, quite a few gods in the Divine Realm gossiped behind their backs about them taking advantage of the God of Light. As a result, those who flew the banner of defending the God of Light ended up getting soundly thrashed by the young God of Light.

God of Light: You can talk about me, but you can't talk about my Father and Mother!

Death and Su Tang: Good… good son?

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