Quick Transmigration: Help, The Male Leads Are All Broken!

The manor returned to its usual tranquility. Su Tang diligently practiced her magic every day, supplemented by occasional guidance from the Death God. In just a few months, she made rapid progress, astonishing even the Storm Goddess.

The previous unpleasant exchange seemed to have been forgotten, and even the Rainbow God, now recovered from his injury, joined the ranks of instructors.

“You are the most outstanding human I have ever seen,” the Rainbow God praised sincerely. “I look forward to the day you become a god.”

Su Tang continued to maintain her lovestruck facade, fantasizing about the Death God with a dreamy expression. “Ah, I'm really looking forward to what kind of divine personality I will become. I came up with a few names before, but my Lord rejected them all.” She sighed. “'Death God's Beloved' sounded so nice.”

When she lowered her eyes, the Rainbow God’s eyes revealed a hint of disdain.

The Death God, a deity feared by all the gods, has actually fallen for such a foolish human. What a joke.

“Perhaps you could think of something more euphonious,” the Rainbow God said, resuming his usual gentle demeanor. His smile was as warm as a spring breeze.

Su Tang immediately turned to him with a grateful expression. “Rainbow God, you are so kind.”

As they chatted, the Storm Goddess approached from afar. She winked, her expression conveying a knowing look. “It's the Storm Goddess. Now that Rainbow God has recovered, you can take her around. Although this is the human realm, humans have some quite nice things.”

The Rainbow God's handsome face flushed slightly. He spoke with a mixture of self-deprecation and restraint, “Although I am a god, I am only level eight, while Storm is level three. Between her and me…” He paused, his voice lowering. “Even a single level is a huge gap, let alone the five levels that separate us.”

Su Tang reached out, rising on her tiptoes to pat his shoulder. “What's the big deal? I'm just a lowly human, but isn't my Lord still with me? So, if you love someone, be brave. If someone else snatches her away one day, won't you regret it?”

When the Storm Goddess arrived, she saw the two getting along exceptionally well. Little did she know that these two, after talking for so long, were actually engaged in a battle of acting skills.

“What are you talking about?”

With the Storm Goddess's curious question, Su Tang immediately replied, “It's Rainbow God. He said he wanted to take you around the human world, but he was afraid you wouldn't be happy and was worried about how to invite you.”

The Storm Goddess looked somewhat incredulous. Her usually fiery temper seemed to have vanished, and her words were slightly stammered. “Th-there's no way I wouldn't be happy.”

With just a glance, Su Tang guessed that the Storm Goddess liked the Rainbow God. Unfortunately, he was a scoundrel, his acting skills on par with her own. The Storm Goddess was completely wrapped around his finger, her sincere heart nothing more than a pawn for him to manipulate.

Seeing her acceptance, the Rainbow God was filled with excitement. He then extended the invitation to Su Tang. “Miss Persephone, could I trouble you?”

The Storm Goddess also felt that a private date was so exciting that she became almost speechless. Although she was a goddess, she came from humble beginnings and felt out of place with the so-called noble gods. Afraid of embarrassing herself, she joined the Rainbow God in his invitation. “Neither he nor I are very familiar with human places. Would Miss Persephone be willing to help us?”

Su Tang readily agreed. “No problem. I'll talk to Mocha later and have him prepare some human currency.”

“Right, we need human currency. Neither Rainbow nor I have any. When we get there…” The Storm Goddess blushed with embarrassment as she finished her sentence.

A dignified god, yet penniless.

Su Tang looked at her with a hint of sympathy. “It's alright. My Lord is very busy. If Storm Goddess has time, you can give me some guidance. Consider it tuition.”

Hearing this, the Storm Goddess finally relaxed completely.

Thus, an hour later, the human and two gods appeared on a bustling street.

For the date, Su Tang even specially styled the Storm Goddess's hair. She originally sported a fiery red hairstyle, but to avoid scaring the humans, she used a potion to change its color.

There were three color choices: black, brown, and gold. The Storm Goddess hesitated, then shyly shifted her gaze towards the gold. Su Tang understood immediately and dyed her hair a golden hue, matching the Rainbow God's.

The three of them walking together immediately attracted the attention of everyone on the street.

A handsome and gentle older brother figure, a charming and cute younger sister, and finally, an elegant and imposing older sister figure. They were the most eye-catching sight on the street.

Unaccustomed to being stared at, the Storm Goddess became stiff. Finally, Su Tang livened up the atmosphere and generously bought a pile of things, which slightly improved the situation.

Su Tang said, “My Lady, head up, chest out. You are a goddess. What are you afraid of?”

The Storm Goddess lowered her head. “I’m just not used to it.”

At this moment, Su Tang nudged the Rainbow God, giving him a meaningful look. Just as she was about to say something, the unexpected happened.

On the originally bustling and noisy street, a group of men appeared from nowhere. Each one was tall and burly, clearly not to be trifled with.

Su Tang's slightly drowsy eyes instantly lit up. She said to the system, “I've been acting for so long, and the main event has finally arrived!”

The system was puzzled. “You clearly knew that the Death God was busy today, and that the scumbag Rainbow's sudden invitation was definitely a trap. Why did you still agree?”

Su Tang replied, “You don't understand. With the Death God around, Rainbow wouldn't reveal his true colors. Besides, if I don't get into trouble, how can I advance the mission? It's been over half a year, and the mission progress has only increased by 5%. The progress bar is too slow.” She looked melancholic and sighed heavily. “Although the Death God is very cute, as a qualified transmigrator, the mission is the most important thing.”

The system scoffed. “Alright, stop acting. Do you think I'd believe that?”

Su Tang said, “Hee hee, isn't it because the Death God is too innocent? I've only held his hand once so far.”

The system was incredulous. “…Kid, you've changed.”

Clearly, it was its host who used to be the innocent one. What had time done to her?

Su Tang replied, “Well, life is about constant change.”

As she finished speaking, the burly men walked up to her. The familiar vulgarity, the familiar routine, the lecherous expressions on their faces—she could already guess what they were going to say next.

“Look, guys, this little girl is so cute.”

As soon as the words left his mouth, Su Tang's eyes lit up. She tugged on the Storm Goddess’s arm and said, “Sister, I’ve taken a liking to these guys. Take them back for me. They can keep my Cerberus and Little White company!”

Cerberus was the three-headed dog of hell, and Little White was another ferocious beast from the underworld.

However, the Storm Goddess was unaware of this. She looked at Su Tang in disbelief, feeling as if a giant green hat was perched atop the Death God’s head.

“Does…that Lord…know about your…hobbies?”

Su Tang replied, “Cerberus originally belonged to my Lord. I thought he was cute, so I took him.”

The Storm Goddess asked, “Is this how you high-level gods play?”

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