Quick Transmigration: Help, The Male Leads Are All Broken!

As soon as Su Tang heard the system agree, she was so happy she almost told the servants to prepare a midnight snack. However, being cautious, she whispered, "Um, you know I'm poor, right? How do we… calculate the money?"

The system sneered. The male lead was already here; if it dared let her foot the bill, they'd both be finished tomorrow!

So, the system once again felt like it had nothing to live for, revealing a weathered and helpless tone, "I'll cover it personally."

Su Tang's eyes lit up when she heard that. "From this moment on, you are my Daddy!"

System, "…Get lost."

It didn't want such a cheap daughter at all, okay?

Su Tang was overjoyed and immediately said decisively, "Okay, Daddy, you rest. Just wait, I'll reduce his blackening value for you tonight."

She had just finished chatting with the system when she turned around and saw the devil standing outside the window. They looked at each other through the glass. After a long while, Su Tang slammed the window shut.

System, "?? Wait? Why are you closing the window? Didn't you say you were going to reduce his blackening value?"

Su Tang walked to the bedside, saying as she went, "He's a devil. He won't give up his prey until he loses interest. And me…" She thought for a moment, then said very calmly, "I have to be the most special one."

The system didn't quite understand this game of hunter and prey they were playing, but it shut up when it saw the other party push the door open.

Forget it, it had already eaten so much dog food for so many lifetimes; it still didn't understand anything.

The door was pushed open. Su Tang wasn't surprised at all. She just walked to the bedside, put on her coat, and then slowly turned around. "Mr. Dracula, it's getting late. Is there something you need this late at night?"

Looking at her like this, Satan inexplicably thought of years ago, when they had just met. He had deliberately disguised himself as a human child, and after pretending to be extremely insecure, they had once slept in the same room. It wasn't until he grew older and she ordered him to sleep in a separate room that he reluctantly separated from her.

She would never know that after she asked for separate rooms, he had never slept a wink on countless nights.

"Sleeping," he answered naturally, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

Su Tang frowned. "This isn't your manor, and your room is next door."

Satan blinked. He had thoroughly learned how to play dumb and act cute, and coupled with deliberately acting young, he was practically a little angel.

That's right, Su Tang forgot that Satan's predecessor was the Archangel Lucifer.

The nature of a nightmare, even with sealed memories, was still vile. "This isn't my manor, but you are my little maid."

Su Tang was at a loss for words. She took a deep breath, a flicker of fire flashing in her eyes, but she had to pretend to be magnanimous on the surface. "Okay, I'll give you this place tonight."

Satan raised an eyebrow. "Aren't you sleeping?"

Su Tang, "I've never seen a girlfriend having to sleep with someone."

She used his words to block him. Satan chuckled. "Little maids don't sleep with someone, but Sister Anna used to sing lullabies to put me to sleep every night."

How awful Satan was back then! Although he pretended to be well-behaved and acted cute, the inferiority in his bones could never be erased. He caused trouble every day, leading people around by the nose. What sleeping required a lullaby, and what he would be afraid if no one accompanied him to sleep. However, this guy was probably really fond of Su Tang's red hair, and he would pull it to sleep at night.

Such days lasted for a long time. Finally, Su Tang couldn't stand it anymore, and finally found the cooking skill in the cracks of survival to abuse him.

The two loved and killed each other until the mission was completed. Su Tang held back a big move and stabbed him fiercely with a sword before leaving, which relieved her anger.

Looking back now, if she had known this would happen, she would rather have stabbed herself.

"You are already a mature adult. You have to learn to sing lullabies to put yourself to sleep," Su Tang said, imitating the tone she used to coax him in the past, and even patted him on the shoulder. "Good boy, I believe you can do it."

Satan laughed out loud at that moment. His little maid looked serious, aloof, and unapproachable, but once you really got in touch with her, you would find out how interesting she was.

"Who isn't a baby?"

She had said this before, but at that time, she was almost angered to death and roared like thunder. Then, she ignored him for three whole days. Later, Satan wasn't so excessive in bullying people. After all, it was hard to find such an interesting toy, and there wouldn't be a second one if it broke.

Su Tang was stunned. You're a devil, and you actually have the nerve to say you're a baby?!

"Dracula, where's your face?"

Satan transformed himself, simply turning back into the appearance of a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy. Except for his hair and eyes, which were black, he really looked like those angels in his memories.

Unfortunately, his dark eyes no longer had their former purity, leaving only endless darkness.

Su Tang's mouth twitched. She had really never seen such a shameless guy. He even turned small directly. Why didn't he turn into a baby and let her hold him!

"Speaking of which, there's something I'm quite curious about." Although Satan had an angelic face, Su Tang took several steps back in disgust. "I've never heard of vampires being able to become smaller or older. Is Mr. Dracula really a pure vampire?"

Among the dark races, vampires were almost the lowest race. They were controlled by blood, afraid of sunlight, and afraid of holy water. Except for those Prince-level vampires who could be compared with other demons, the rest were not worth mentioning. In particular, it was difficult for vampires to change their appearance.

If you become a vampire at the age of ten, then congratulations, you can only maintain the appearance of a ten-year-old for the rest of your life.

Su Tang's words seemed to awaken Satan. He asked himself for the first time, was he really a vampire?

For a thousand years, he had seen countless vampires, even princes or vampire leaders. They still had little resistance to blood, and even when they were asleep, they needed to be fed blood regularly. But he was different. Whether he was asleep or awake, he was extremely disgusted with that taste.

After dropping a bomb, Su Tang saw him pondering in silence, so she continued her efforts. "So you watched me get schemed against before you even figured out what species you were? No, it's my bad eyesight. After hurting you, I still delusionally thought you would save me. We ended a long time ago."

Satan was recalling the clues from the past, trying to find out his identity. When he suddenly heard these words, he immediately became unhappy.

What did she mean by already ended? If it had really ended, would he have watched her become his kind?

"Okay, I lived with you in the manor for three months, and I almost never saw you drink blood. Even when the butler brought the blood, you only took a sip and nothing more." She said, sneering, "Although I don't know why you claim to be a vampire to the outside world, believe me, as an excellent bounty hunter, I may be wrong once, but I will never be wrong a second time."

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