Domineering CEO Is My Son

This is a great idea!

Mr. Kang nodded vigorously: "Let's go tonight!"

Mr. Kang thought for a moment and said, "Do we have any weapons at home?"

"You need weapons to fight stray cats?" Xia Sheng was taken aback.

"You're right, we can scare them away just by our presence."

"By the way, can we ask your dad to come along?"

Dad also really wants to claim territory. Yeah, what man doesn't want to claim territory?

Xia Sheng: "No."

"It should be fine, I'll just say you like Little Parrot and are afraid of the stray cats in the community bullying him, so we're going to back him up."

Xia Sheng: "If he's there, it will affect my performance."

Mr. Kang felt like he was being force-fed weird dog food again. You two have been in love for so many years, married and had children for more than four years, and you still care about your image.

When he was in love with others, there was no image at all after less than a year.

After all, before falling in love, Mr. Kang was a rich and domineering CEO in the eyes of others.

If he could keep this image up, maybe his relationships wouldn't last less than two months.

"Fine." Mr. Kang said helplessly: "Then the two of us will go."

At night, Mr. Kang was lying in bed and heard the chirping of the three older brothers next to him again.

He used to wonder what the three birds were chirping about every day.

Now he finally understood that they were all discussing important matters in the bird world. He imagined grand scenes like Game of Thrones in his mind.

Today, the three birds chirped, looked at him from time to time, sometimes ruffled their feathers, and sometimes didn't.

Mr. Kang didn't quite understand what was going on.

The child lay down beside his brothers' nest and shouted, "Brothers, what are you discussing today? Big things in the bird world? Did the stray cats fight back? Or did the stray dogs and stray cats form an alliance? Don't let them form an alliance, if they do, you will suffer a great loss."

Little Parrot: "Chirp chirp chirp?"

Eagle: "Chirp!"

The owl nodded: "Chirp chirp chirp!"

Mr. Kang didn't understand a word, no, he should have understood one word, chirp.

"Brothers, what are you talking about? Can you tell me? I used to manage a company, I am the boss, I can definitely help."

Little Parrot said: "Boss brother, the humans put food bucket No. 21 between Building 21 and Building 20. We are going to negotiate the ownership of this food bucket with the stray cats tonight."

"This food bucket must belong to us!" Mr. Kang immediately said, thinking to himself, food bucket No. 21, does this refer to the trash can?

Never thought that one day he would compete with a group of stray cats for the ownership of a trash can, and he actually really cared who the trash can belonged to!

Mr. Kang was even more certain that he must go to help today, this is a big event!

At 12 o'clock in the evening, as soon as the three older brothers left, Mr. Kang immediately got up.

"Knock knock knock—" Mr. Kang knocked gently on the bedroom door three times.

This was the first time Mr. Kang acted with his violent mother, and then a person slipped out from inside, holding a bag in his hand.

"Didn't you say no weapons?" Mr. Kang whispered.

Xia Sheng opened the bag: "Not a weapon, we need to disguise ourselves so that Little Parrot won't recognize us."

Mr. Kang then saw clearly that what his mother was holding was a dress, a long light green dress.

"When did you buy it?"

"When I was pregnant, I saw it while shopping and bought it. Now I suddenly find you can wear it."

What else could Mr. Kang say, he took the dress with a love-hate attitude and went to the room to change.

I have to say that the violent mother has a really good aesthetic. The simple and elegant plain dress is much better than the flower fairy before.

As soon as he came out, he saw his mother take a black scarf and put it on her face, almost making a facekini.

No wonder, no wonder, she said that if the big dad went, it would affect her performance!

The violent mother seemed particularly excited: "We won't reveal that we are foreign aid later, we can't let them think that they won because of foreign aid."

Mr. Kang listened, and it made sense, and said: "Then when they start fighting, we will pretend to be passing by and scare those cats away."

"Okay." Xia Sheng was eager to try.

Sure enough, parents are not all mature, and there are times when they are very naive.

Mr. Kang was also made into a facekini by the other party, so it was not easy to tell who it was.

So, the two of them went downstairs like this, and fortunately they didn't meet anyone along the way.

There was no one in the community at twelve o'clock, but the night was the time for stray cats and dogs to haunt.

The barking of stray dogs could be faintly heard, but they did not encounter any stray cats along the way, indicating that this section of the road was still under the protection of their birds.

Mr. Kang followed behind his violent mother, always feeling that they were particularly like assassins in martial arts dramas, going to participate in a big brawl.

However, the actual situation was that between Building 21 and Building 20, it was extremely quiet. How quiet was it? The sensor lights in front of Building 21 were all turned off.

The two hid behind the bushes, ready to watch first, they were not suitable to join at the beginning of the war, they had to wait for the right time to join.

"Mom, let's form a team in the future, we can do this often."

Xia Sheng thought this was a good idea, and nodded.

On the other side, the battlefield was silent, Mr. Kang hesitated for a moment, and was about to appear when a stray cat came over and lay down at their feet without saying a word, and began to meow.

Mr. Kang was stunned for a moment, fortunately, fortunately, the brothers haven't arrived on the battlefield yet, otherwise, seeing this scene, they would definitely think that they were foreign aid called by the cat.

Just thinking about this, something seemed to be thrown down from overhead.

Xia Sheng looked up and saw a group of black birds, led by a green bird.

Immediately afterwards, Mr. Kang felt small stones being thrown, and some birds were too small to hold anything in their mouths, so they began to use biochemical weapons.

Mr. Kang immediately dropped his teammates and ran: "Mom, take care of yourself, I'm going home!"

Xia Sheng was really tied up, because these birds were all friends of her son, and she couldn't really do anything, so she simply didn't move.

Mr. Kang had just run a step when more birds swarmed up.

The violent mother who was motionless next to her, when the firepower on her side decreased, seized the opportunity, ran away, and left Mr. Kang to the group of birds.

Little Parrot chirped a few times, and saw the flock of birds change formation.

There were also a few larger birds that began to dive down.

Mr. Kang felt as if one or two birds had used biochemical weapons, so he hurriedly shouted--

"Friendly army, we are friendly army!"

Little Parrot chirped a few times, and Mr. Kang felt his hair being pulled by a certain bird.

Mr. Kang: "Brother! Brother!" The camouflage they made was so good that Little Parrot really thought it was reinforcements called by the cat.

As soon as his brother's voice came out, Little Parrot flew down and saw his brother clearly, while the group of stray cats had already run away.

Not only that, but also took away the food in the No. 21 food bucket.

It was clearly a ploy.

Little Parrot was so angry, he stood on the bush next to him, covered his eyes with his wings, and said a little ashamedly: "Stop fighting, everyone, that's my brother."

Mr. Kang could hear the disgust in those words, and wanted to cry without tears...

He didn't expect that group of stray cats to be so cunning, to use them as cover and use a diversionary tactic.

Sure enough, they are all battlefields, cruel battlefields.

Fortunately, the leader of the birds was his brother, otherwise this matter might not end.

However, as soon as he returned to the bedroom, he heard his brother say--

"Brother, use an umbrella when you go out these two days."

"But... brother, I am your brother, you are the leader of their birds, won't they let me go? These subordinates are too disobedient." How can you bully the leader's brother?

Little Parrot yawned and said, "They are willing to let you go."

"But I told them to teach you a lesson." Little Parrot had the air of an older brother: "Brother, the adult just now was mom, right? You betrayed me again."

"Is it okay to go out with an umbrella? Okay! Thank you brother for reminding me!" Mr. Kang said obediently to his big brother.

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