A Fake Holy Mother in the Zombie Apocalypse

A black SUV stopped right in front of the three of them.

Du Ruo's expression froze instantly.

It took him a while to recover, he gasped and asked, "Bei Nuan, what is this? A magic trick… a live car?"

He walked around the SUV, looked at the license plate, and opened the trunk.

It was full of the supplies they couldn't take with them just now.

"This is our car. Little robot, how did you do it?"

Bei Nuan said calmly, "I told you a long time ago that I have a special ability, and it will definitely be good for you to take me with you."

Just now when they were retreating, Bei Nuan took advantage of no one paying attention and tapped the two cars, putting them both into her space.

Her space was so big that it was almost empty, let alone putting two cars in it, it was no problem to use it as a parking lot.

Lu Xingchi was not too surprised. He glanced at his SUV and asked Bei Nuan a question.

"Where's your car?"

Bei Nuan didn't answer.

It was really scary to drive by herself.

Knowing that she only put away the SUV, she clearly intended to get in, Lu Xingchi calmly asked, "Where are you going? Ning City?"

"Actually, my home is in S City," Bei Nuan said softly, "I have no relatives in other places, and I have nowhere to go now."

She put her hands behind her back, lowered her head slightly, but her eyes peeked up at Lu Xingchi.

The visor of the big round helmet was lifted, revealing long, fluttering eyelashes underneath, half covering a pair of watery eyes, looking pitiful, like a homeless little animal.

With such a pure and innocent face, the effect was more than doubled.

Only those with hearts of stone would not be softened.

Du Ruo definitely didn't have a heart of stone, and immediately said, "You have nowhere to go, why don't you go with us?"

Lu Xingchi definitely had a heart of stone. He glanced at Du Ruo, then suddenly reached out and grabbed Bei Nuan's arm, taking her away from Du Ruo before letting go.

Lu Xingchi leaned closer to Bei Nuan and lowered his voice, "Bei Nuan, stop pretending in front of me, I know you're faking it."

Bei Nuan's character was determined not to collapse, she blinked at him with an even more innocent expression.

He was invulnerable, very difficult to deal with.

Should she try crying? Should she?

Would it be better to squeeze out two tears or cry out loud?

Bei Nuan was a little unsure.

Lu Xingchi suddenly said, "But you helped me with this, I can take you for a while, find a safe place in front, and let you get off."

Really?

Lu Xingchi paused, "It's mainly because it's a remote wilderness, it's not easy for you to get a ride, and Du Ruo falls for your tricks. If I leave you here, he will keep nagging me."

Lu Xingchi changed the subject, "However, I have conditions."

It was good to be able to negotiate terms. Bei Nuan immediately forgot to pretend to be pitiful, and asked excitedly, "What conditions?"

Lu Xingchi stared at her, not letting go of the expression on her face.

"Before I find a place to drop you off, three rules. First, listen to my command, don't make any decisions on your own, second, hide the fact that you have special abilities, don't let others know easily."

Bei Nuan asked, "What about the third?"

"Put it aside for now, I'll tell you when I think about it." Lu Xingchi said, "If you violate any of them, get out of the car directly."

Bei Nuan agreed, and Lu Xingchi turned and walked towards the SUV.

"Lu Xingchi." Bei Nuan called to him.

Lu Xingchi turned his head back to hear what else she had to say.

Bei Nuan said to him solemnly, "You won't regret taking me with you."

Lu Xingchi raised his eyebrows slightly, "Then I'll… wait and see?"

The negotiation was over, and the two returned to the SUV. Bei Nuan quietly gave Du Ruo a peace sign, and Du Ruo smiled and gave her a thumbs up.

Bei Nuan got into the familiar back seat.

After being away for dozens of minutes, the back seat felt very comfortable.

Busy until now, everyone hadn't eaten yet.

Lu Xingchi took out a few bottles of mineral water and a bag of compressed biscuits from the trunk, returned to the car, and distributed them to Bei Nuan and Du Ruo.

Du Ruo seemed to be starving, and quickly ate several biscuits, still wanting more.

Lu Xingchi also ate very fast.

Compressed biscuits were a treasure in the last days, high in energy, small in size, and easy to carry, but Bei Nuan had trouble swallowing them.

This thing was dry and greasy, like an oil-soaked sweet brick.

Bei Nuan took two bites and put it down, reached into her backpack, pretended to touch it, and took out a bag of charcoal grilled sausages from the space.

Bei Nuan pursed her lips.

After getting into the SUV, she felt a little bit adrift, and she couldn't help but want to provoke the big boss.

"Lu Xingchi." Bei Nuan knocked on the back of the front seat.

"What's the matter?"

"Can I eat a pack of charcoal grilled sausage? You just said, 'Don't make any decisions on your own'."

She bit the words "don't make any decisions on your own" especially hard.

Lu Xingchi turned his head speechlessly, his beautiful eyes narrowed, staring at Bei Nuan with a "try to provoke me again" look.

Bei Nuan looked back at him innocently, and threw a charcoal grilled sausage into her mouth.

It was springy, salty and fragrant, not greasy at all.

Then she held one up to Lu Xingchi's mouth, and asked in an even more innocent tone, "Want one?"

"I don't need it." Lu Xingchi refused as expected.

Bei Nuan held it up even more firmly than him.

The two of them were at a standstill.

Lu Xingchi couldn't resist her, and finally compromised. He tilted his head and ate it from her hand.

Bei Nuan bent her lips and handed the bag to Du Ruo.

Du Ruo ate one, turned sideways, and asked Bei Nuan vaguely, "Bei Nuan, what exactly is your special ability? Is it telekinesis?"

Du Ruo looked back at the village not far away, and estimated, "How far can you move? Five hundred meters? One kilometer?"

He was thinking in the wrong direction.

"It's a secret." Bei Nuan refused to say, and pushed the bag of small sausages towards him.

"Ungrateful." Du Ruo didn't answer, suddenly stretched out his hand, spread his five fingers, and stared at the small sausage.

"What are you doing?" Bei Nuan was puzzled.

"Practicing." Du Ruo replied, "It's the end of the world, if I practice hard, maybe I can also develop a telekinesis ability."

After finishing the small sausage, Bei Nuan took out another bag of small fish and handed it to Du Ruo first.

Du Ruo looked at Bei Nuan's flat backpack in surprise, "What treasures do you have in it? All delicious food?"

It was nothing, Bei Nuan actually wanted to dig out a large can of ice cream.

Bei Nuan took out a small fish and held it up to Lu Xingchi's mouth.

Du Ruo stopped doing it, chewed something in his mouth and protested vaguely, "Why do you keep feeding him? He's so cold-blooded and you still feed him? Why don't you feed me?"

"Look at him, he's busy oiling the crossbow, he has no hands."

Bei Nuan explained, still holding up the small fish.

Lu Xingchi didn't refuse this time, he just turned his head silently and took it from her hand neatly.

After eating and drinking, Bei Nuan had nothing to do, so she consulted Xiao San in her mind.

"Xiao San, I still don't understand what to do to increase the Holy Mother points, what is your standard?"

"I didn't set the standard, I'm just a program."

Xiao San explained seriously.

"I crawl all the information about the Holy Mother on your human network."

"Crawl? How to crawl?" Bei Nuan was curious.

"For example, if something happens, and someone comments below 'Holy Mother' or 'So Holy Mother', I will record it in the database. After a certain number of repetitions, I will label similar behaviors as Holy Mother."

Bei Nuan was speechless.

This was too unreliable.

"So you don't understand the difference between a Holy Mother and a hypocritical bitch at all?" Bei Nuan asked.

Xiao San was silent for a while.

Bei Nuan continued to hit him, "The Holy Mother thing, everyone's ideas are very different, you know the story of Buddha cutting flesh to feed an eagle, right?"

Bei Nuan popularized science for Xiao San.

"Some people call those who cut their own flesh to feed birds Holy Mothers, some people call those who cut other people's flesh to feed birds Holy Mothers, and some people call those who continue to feed birds even though the birds have taken their children and are ready to take the next one Holy Mothers."

"There are also some people who are abnormal themselves, abusing birds every day, and calling all normal people who don't like him Holy Mothers, and you put them all into your database indiscriminately?"

Xiao San was a little confused, "Is it that complicated? Do I need to refine the standard?"

"No, no, no! It's fine now!" Bei Nuan said quickly.

Xiao San's definition of "Holy Mother" was a hodgepodge.

Whether it was a real Holy Mother or a fake Holy Mother, a commendatory Holy Mother or a derogatory Holy Mother, they were all stewed together and bubbling.

Refine what? Only a fool would let him refine it.

Just keep it in this mess.

The wider the definition, the more opportunities to increase the Holy Mother points, Bei Nuan could calculate this account clearly.

While Bei Nuan was chatting with Xiao San, Lu Xingchi got out of the car and went to the back, opened the trunk, pretending to be looking for something.

While the two people in front were not paying attention, he turned his head and glanced at the village not far away.

Almost instantly, dozens of long nails rose from the village.

Like soldiers lining up, the long nails gathered together and shot straight towards the SUV, so fast that it was almost impossible to see clearly.

Lu Xingchi's slender fingers flicked lightly, and the magazine cover in his hand snapped open.

Dozens of long nails, as if they had eyes, flew to the top of the SUV, turned a corner in unison in the air, and with a crisp sound, fell into the magazine one after another quickly and steadily.

These were the long nails that were just used to kill zombies.

Lu Xingchi retrieved the nails and closed the lid.

Lu Xingchi also had special abilities.

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